Articles > * American Death Ceremony


The death ceremony began as a crude ritual back in the days of witchcraft. In recent years, it has developed into a science. It usually takes 10-15 years, however, modern scientific advancements are shortening this period of time.

It starts with one simple aspirin for a simple headache. When the one aspirin will no longer cover up the headache, take two. After a few months, when two aspirin will no longer cover up the headache, you take one of the stronger compounds. By this time, it becomes necessary to take something for the ulcers, which have been caused by the aspirin.

Now that you are taking two medicines, you have a good start. After a few months, these medications will disrupt your liver function. If a good infection develops, you can take some penicillin. Of course, the penicillin will damage your red blood corpuscles and spleen causing you to develop anemia.

At this point, all of these medications will put such a strain on your kidneys that they should break down. It is now time to take a different antibiotic. Because antibiotics kill off the beneficial flora in your intestines, destroying your natural resistance to disease, a general flair-up in all of your systems can be expected. The next step is to cover up all of these symptoms with sulfa drugs. When the kidneys finally plug up, you can have them drained. Some poisons will begin to build up in your body but you can keep going quite awhile this way.

By now, the medications will be so confused they won’t know what they’re supposed to be doing. But it doesn’t really matter. If you have followed every step as directed, you can now make an appointment with your undertaker.

Practically all Americans have played this game…except for a few ignorant souls who have decided to follow the ways of Nature.

Courtesy of: ~ The Journal of Certified Natural Health Professionals

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